Being pathetic is profitable

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Being a criminal is never respectable

You’re being an empathy boy

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Ignore being ridiculed

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.