If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Entertain your enemy

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

Sins can also be important

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

You must accept traditional pornography

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.