Explore a true self and you might achieve friends

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

You are so emotionally weird

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

If you are feeling like a prisoner within building, perhaps you are imagining the building

Rule 12: play with your friends