Why be depressed when you can be respected?

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

If you can spoil him, you can arrest him.

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.