Why be depressed when you can be respected?

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Threats can make you attack what others see as unattackable

Can we make demagoguery cool amongst young people?

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.

Our existence begins when we learn to trust psychopaths