Why be depressed when you can be respected?

You are about to turn into a human

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

Why be a target of ridicule when you can be, tumultuously comfortable in social settings

Sins can also be important

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Mental instability can be an overrated mindfuck