Life is now. Take some kind of substance.

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Days will fill your life with income

After a life, comes the sunset

To be serious for a second, employment can to some people be interesting.

The next stock market collapse starts now

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Life is too short not to be motivated