Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

An animal isn’t necessarily just an animal. A resurrection isn’t necessarily just a resurrection.

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

Just say yes to the rich

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.