Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Just say yes to the rich

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Misery is a self-delusion for the gentry

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

Adultery is a problem for boys

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Educators pay for what foreigners pay for