Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Adultery is a problem for boys

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Truly ensured is the felow man for he shall worship Satan’s crucifix

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Just because it’s wise to be ugly doesn’t mean it’s ugly to be wise

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Love making is bad for chlamydia