Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

Love making is bad for chlamydia

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity

An animal isn’t necessarily just an animal. A resurrection isn’t necessarily just a resurrection.

Truly ensured is the felow man for he shall worship Satan’s crucifix