Rule 12: play with your friends

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Paranoia goes hand in hand with death

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Please don’t do it with your lover

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Between an open your mind and money is society

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds