Rule 12: play with your friends

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Entertain your enemy

Leaders need to get with the times

With unexpected understanding comes unexpected gobbledygook

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Please don’t do it with your lover