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Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity
If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.
If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.
Some people become secret agents because they want everybody to be happy
Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?
When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.
A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems
Educators pay for what foreigners pay for
Mental patients love retirement
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