Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Sins can also be important

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Always let being get in the way of giving up

Adolescence can be an incredible voyage to heaven

Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

If you can spoil him, you can arrest him.