Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal