The next stock market collapse starts now

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Spare the wine, spoil the woman.

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

If you are who you are in the ship, there is no ship

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Life is now. Take some kind of substance.

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat