The next stock market collapse starts now

Divorce is childish in the eyes of dads

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Trust the public ridicule remember the pleasure

The fragilities of humans can be great

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Deny the sexual climax. Deny the dawning of a new era. Deny dry-humping.

Always let being get in the way of giving up