Being a criminal is never respectable

Never call it degradation. Call it dialogue.

Being pathetic is profitable

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

It’s never too late to think

Popularity is to never be pathetic

Ignore being ridiculed

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

You’re being an empathy boy

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag