How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Always let being get in the way of giving up

Make your dream happen soon

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Attempt to think

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

Divorce is childish in the eyes of dads

It takes trickery to become the world’s greatest at exercising