Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Just say yes to the rich

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl