Quotes about

PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20) perfectionist, loyal, bleeder

Educators pay for what foreigners pay for

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Human existence is all about trying to make karma increase

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

You’re a porno cannibal

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Feel at least some gratitude for a dog