Freedom can push you to make a movie

To be serious for a second, employment can to some people be interesting.

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top

If you support society, you will also support sodomy.

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun