You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

If you support society, you will also support sodomy.