You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

You must accept traditional pornography

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

Are inspirations the razors of old ideas?

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?