You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

You are not insane

Freedom can push you to make a movie

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

You are about to turn into a human