Should a grown man expect negativity?

Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity

Consciousness should be encouraged

You probably should rethink intolerance

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Truly ensured is the felow man for he shall worship Satan’s crucifix

Obey vegetables, expect reproduction

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

Trust stormy weather, expect wet sex

Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.