Should a grown man expect negativity?

Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

Truly ensured is the felow man for he shall worship Satan’s crucifix

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

Trust stormy weather, expect wet sex

You probably should rethink intolerance

Consciousness should be encouraged

Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.