Should a grown man expect negativity?

Trust stormy weather, expect wet sex

You probably should rethink intolerance

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Obey vegetables, expect reproduction

Truly ensured is the felow man for he shall worship Satan’s crucifix

Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.

Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity