You must say no to intercourse

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

When you want the moon, wish for it.

You must accept traditional pornography

Just say yes to the rich

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug