You must say no to intercourse

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

Why be a target of ridicule when you can be, tumultuously comfortable in social settings

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

You are not insane

When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.