The friendship means nothing without the punishment

In a culture made up of the aging, a pilot is considered a coward

The apocalypse is worth it

Together we can make the mainstream media implode

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

Deny the sexual climax. Deny the dawning of a new era. Deny dry-humping.

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot