Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Remember that you are in trouble

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

The things that appear too permissable to be pretentious most often are

When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

Cry while you’re young

Just say yes to the rich

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.