Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

An animal isn’t necessarily just an animal. A resurrection isn’t necessarily just a resurrection.

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe