Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

You’re a porno cannibal

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Together we can make it so that some people question their own motives

Life is too short to not be accomplished. Consider that.

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Live because it makes exes laugh

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.