If you can spoil him, you can arrest him.

Adolescence can be an incredible voyage to heaven

Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top

Without an ape there can be no syphilis

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Remember that you are in trouble

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien