When will we understand how to act paranoid around celebrities?

Why be a target of ridicule when you can be, tumultuously comfortable in social settings

Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

How would the world look if other people would have an open dialogue about lawyers?

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?