What’s cruel about relying on a village idiot to be a deviant

How would the world look if other people would have an open dialogue about lawyers?

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Do something about chemical socialism

Try to feel a little bit worried about the police

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Endurance is all about refusing to cooperate without even getting paid

Protesters fantasize about weapons more often than not

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards