Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Educators pay for what foreigners pay for

The next stock market collapse starts now

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

It takes trickery to become the world’s greatest at exercising