When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

Make dick like you mean it

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

You are not insane

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.