You must accept traditional pornography

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Make dick like you mean it

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds