Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

The apocalypse is worth it

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

Spare the wine, spoil the woman.

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

If you are feeling like a prisoner within building, perhaps you are imagining the building

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl